I can’t stop reblogging bad kids’ jokes hahahahhaha
Why did the banana ladys cross the road?
To try on a banana weding dress
kiss my arm pits
a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"
what did a bee say to a other bee?
i love plants
mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit
if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badlyThis is legitimately comforting.
So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.
I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.
tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me
me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!
flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt
the mark of the beast