mileyvevo replied to your post: anonymous asked:If I were to ask …

wait what

I KNOW

If I were to ask you if your dick is bigger than 6 inches, would that answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
Anonymous

uhhh

how did you get so many followers
Anonymous

my great boobs i think!

are you hung?
Anonymous

no, i’m ryan! 

ridiculerobin:

Hbd to me

easilyhumored:

feeling pretty super today

nickiminajvevo:

A tale as old as time

cyndaphil:

"hey we’ll be at your house in 2 minutes, are you ready??"

image

daffodiled:

wow!!! for once i like a picture of myself!!!!! spread the word!!!!!!!!!!!!!

easilyhumored:

*accidentally gets high by walking through the perfume department*

easilyhumored:

i’m listening

easilyhumored:

date idea: take me to ikea and play hide and seek with me

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phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drink.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….pop….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda