HAH you know there’s no way I’m actually 12, I’m 16
What did we do though
in terms of Surprise, bitch
like what did we just do do you realize what we have done
that meme can never go away, because bringing back the meme, is the meme itself
we fucked up so hard this time
even if i fucking hate you i won’t send you anon hate because my parents didn’t raise me in the jungle
Tell me you didn’t cry.
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
when you’re singing really loud while nobody’s around and you’re doin pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit a note way off key and you just embarrass yourself that’s literally the worst because you’re not even around anyone else you’re just a disgrace to your own ears
DON’T EVEN FUCKING TALK TO ME ABOUT THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA
FUCK NOW I’M UPSET
Oh yeah, that tome of history compiled by a Mesopotamian priest on the History of the World, supposedly spanning back 40,000 years of history?
Fucking gone. Gone forever.
OHHH DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED
WHAT I WOULDN’T GIVE…
accidentally adding something to a post you meant to put in the tags
OMFG, SO ME, fav,
when you get a test back and realize that you read a question wrong
if pokemon were real i would literally never go outside
would you feel safe knowing that, out there somewhere, are hundreds and hundreds of mr. mimes just waiting
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND