when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
love making up stories but don’t have the skills to write a novel? fox news is always hiring
A son went into a rarely-used bedroom in his mother’s home and discovered thousands of wasps had made a giant nest in a bed. An estimated 5,000 wasps had created a nest by chewing through bedding, including a blanket and pillow. Pest-control expert John Birkett was called to tackle with the mound of wasps inside the mattress at the five-bedroom home in Winchester, Hampshire.
Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running
Sex seems like a fun idea until your bent over a bar stool in the back if a club your too young for about to be plowed by a tall dark man named Mike
i feel as though we’ve had different experiences
*hears a single word from a foreign language that i know* Wow. haha not to toot my own horn or anything but did you guys know that you are in the presence of a sophisticated linguist
this stick figure has no face so why the fuck can I tell exactly what its feeling
I have the best hairstylist ever
That’s fucking amazing
Kudos to the colorist
If only I had the balls and face for a hairdo like this.