youre not even a real fan. wheres your on/off button. wheres your fanning speed regulating switch
here’s me singing Here Without You by 3 Doors Down!
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
"I’m sorry, what does the McChef recommend?"
SORRY IF YOU DIDN’T GET PICKED IT WAS A HARD DECISION BUT I DID CHECK LOADS OF YOUR BLOGS OUT AYYY
when a bird wakes me up in the morning
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19
learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade
Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason
"son, are you ok? you look so pale" "❤♠☹☯† i’m fine mom †☯☹♠❤”
|—||White dads in horror stories (via start-missing-everybody)|
did you guys get the new update