I can’t stop reblogging bad kids’ jokes hahahahhaha

Banana Ladys

badkidsjokes:

Why did the banana ladys cross the road?

To try on a banana weding dress

Nok Nok

badkidsjokes:

nok nok
kiss my arm pits

My Throught

badkidsjokes:

a man goes to the doctor and said “doctor I think I have something stuck in my throught
so the doctor said “let’s take a x-ray”
(this doctor did not no about spines)
"i see the problem a bone is there"

Boiled

badkidsjokes:

knock knock
whose there
boiled
boiled who
eggs

A Bee

badkidsjokes:

what did a bee say to a other bee?

i love plants

frightn:

mom i had a bad dream can i sleep in your bed for a bit

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

keasbeydays:

So I saw some post a while ago about Paul, and I emailed the creators and they told me the whole back-story.

I’m so happy right now, this totally made my day.

sakuraoogami:

tumblr confession im certain that half the people im in a mutual follow with dont actually like me

reallyreallyreallytrying:

me: what a lovely day! even the flowers are singing!

flowers (singing): the sins of our forefathers bind us to the dirt

nightgaunts:

the mark of the beast